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Joke 975

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The Laughing Housewife

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.

AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we’re not exactly sure what it does.

Congressional Virus:The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Dan Quayle virus 1: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.

Dan Quayle virus 2: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and…

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