Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we’re not exactly sure what it does.
Congressional Virus:The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Dan Quayle virus 1: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.
Dan Quayle virus 2: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and…
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I tried it and it is easy to do, can be on your desktop or if you are afraid someone will notice it there move it to another location.
INSTRUCTIONS HERE: http://www.funnyism.com/i/funnypics/29368/?_nospa=true