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Funny pictures & cartoons to make you smile.

Have you smiled today?

laugh wrinkles

 

happiness a way of life

 

 

smile life is short

 

 

 

Isn’t it a wonderful day?

car nightmare

 

parking mall

 

 

 

Do you hate selfies?

selfie hater

 

selfie hater cat

 

selfie shit

Do pigs swim?

pigs exuma

http://www.travelandescape.ca/2013/01/want-to-swim-with-wild-pigs/img_8263/

pigs exhuma 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Beach

“Exuma is a district of the Bahamas, and consists of over 360 islands. Near Big Major Cay is Staniel Cay.There are three freshwater springs on the island.

The pigs are said to have been dropped off on Big Major Cay by a group of sailors who wanted to come back and cook them. The sailors, though, never returned; the pigs survived on excess food dumped from passing ships.One other legend has it that the pigs were survivors of a shipwreck and managed to swim to shore, while another claims that the pigs had escaped from a nearby islet.[Others suggest that the pigs were part of a business scheme to attract tourists to the Bahamas. The pigs are now fed by locals and tourists and the island is unofficially known as Pig Beach by the locals.

 

 

 

Who do you strip for?

strippers

Are women trouble?

trouble

 

hissy woman oh crap

 

 

Why are dogs strange?

dog no chew

 

doggie one ear

 

hair trim

Do you want young men to pull up their pants?

pants up

Is this true? Whether it is true or not I prefer neatly dressed young men, don’t want to see underpants sticking out.

 

Photoshopped … aren’t they cool?

photoshop facebook 1

 

photoshop facebook 2

 

photoshop facebook 3

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren – The Pussycat Dolls

Source: https://www.facebook.com/ShitOnShit

 

 

 

How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich?

“If you forgo the frying pan and pop a grilled cheese in the toaster, you don’t ever have to worry about burning it. A toaster comes with a built-in timer, which could save the world from many a burnt grilled cheese. And you don’t have to worry about flipping the sandwich halfway through cooking, because the toaster heats on both sides. Grilled Cheese Social, a food blogger, brought this to our attention, and we’re sold.” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/21/how-to-make-grilled-cheese_n_1900922.html

 

grilled cheese

 

“A fire service has been forced to issue advice on how people should make cheese on toast.A hungry resident in south London recently started a fire by accidentally putting a toaster on its side to make the snack. London Fire Brigade has now issued a new poster showing a large red cross over a toaster on its side with some cheese on toast inside.Crew manager Nick Morley said: “I never thought I’d have to give this advice as it’s painfully obvious, but if you want cheese on toast use a grill not a toaster.” http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/london-fire-brigade-issues-advice-3390309

“Not only does it generate heat onto the work surface as we saw at this incident but the dry left over crumbs from the bottom of the toaster can get onto the hot elements and ignite.”

grilled cheese dangerous

Moral of the story don’t believe everything you see on the internet.

 

 

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